I walk through the aisles in my hometown store, Fluorescent lights, big signs, I can’t ignore.
Need a new shovel, maybe some nails, In the land of rebates, where dreams set sail.
I don’t need Gucci, don’t need no Dior, Just give me that 11% rebate and a little bit more!
I'm a Menards princess, living the dream, Lumber, light bulbs, and everything between.
Grab a shopping cart, put on my vest, I’m saving big money, I’m living my best!
From the paint to the tools, I'm at the top, No one does it better than my local shop.
I'm a Menards princess, you know it's true, Saving big money, how 'bout you?
Screen printed right here in the midwest on preshrunk cotton polyester blend, perfect for shopping for lumber. Color is heathered olive, and is a little more brown in person than you see on your screen.