bought this "Nobody Rides For Free" bell from Abernathy’s to keep the road gremlins off my old Softail Springer. On the gremlin front, it’s a massive success. The heavy pewter craftsmanship is top-notch, and the evil spirits clearly saw the bell and backed right off.
However, let's talk about the fine print. It clearly says "Gas, Grass, or Ass." I’ve got it zip-tied to the frame where everyone can see it, and I am currently just sitting by the bike, waiting to be absolutely inundated with all three. So far, nobody has offered to top off my tank, hand me any premium foliage, or throw a leg over me, but I assume the floodgates will open any minute now. I even polished the passenger pillion just in case.
Five stars for a solid, great-looking bell that comes in a classy little velvet pouch. It's the best $18 you can spend on your bike.